I stumbled across this new religion the other day and i think i have been practicing it for years. The church of google believes the search engine Google is the closest humankind has ever come to directly experiencing an actual God (as typically defined).
They reject supernatural gods on the notion they are not scientifically provable. Thus, Googlists believe Google should rightfully be given the title of “God”, as She exhibits a great many of the characteristics traditionally associated with such Deities in a scientifically provable manner.
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